And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith To keep your marriage brimming; With love in the loving cup…
Richard Lewis Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. English Proverb Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.
Whenever you’re wrong admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Ogden Nash Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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He wrote and starred in "My Five Wives," a comedy about a Mormon polygamist. "I was inspired to write the story because my wife is a Mormon and I became fascinated with the whole polygamy thing.
I thought, what a great idea for a film." "One of the advantages of having five wives is they can't all have a headache at the same time.""Brigham Young was said to have 27 wives.Oscar Wilde Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.Chelsea Handler Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again." Dangerfield appeared in two movies with religious themes.He played God in "Angels with Angles" (originally titled "Everything's George," featuring George Burns' first after-life performance as an angel trying to earn his wings).Steven Wright Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? Mitch Hedberg I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Bob Ettinger Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.