The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says “I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die.” POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don’t bother him any more. I want to stay 29 forever.” POOF, he looks younger already.
3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp.
The Genie tells them it’s time for their second wish.
First guy says: “I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth.” POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I’ve never gotten so much as a cold in all these years.” Second guy smiles and says “Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I’m still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds.
I haven’t aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed.” Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: “Guys, I think I fucked up.” ——- Domains names for only $4.50, only $8.50 at Loco I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.
An old man boards a bus with a bowling balls in each of his front pockets.
He sits down next to a beautiful young blonde lady, and she can’t help but glance quizzically at the man and his bulging pockets. Moments later, she says: “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
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Our 106-year-old converted freight depot is Webster Station’s original historic venue – conveniently located at the corner of Webster and Third in downtown Dayton.
You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you .